| Name :
TV Quick |
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| Guestbook
Entry : On Rikki this week my girlfriend went to the
bush and I drowned in my own dirt. Take the rubbish out darling - Ive
been gone 2 weeks - itll EAT you if you dont |
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| Name :
Stufart |
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| Guestbook
Entry : According to TV Quick (a classy read), Friday
9th May, 8pm Channel 5: Im an English Doctor in the Bush, Get the
Documentary Crew Out Here!. I can hardly contain my water. |
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| Name :
Roo de Noo |
| E-mail :
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| Suggestion
for Random Text Generator : Leporidic |
| Guestbook
Entry : Hello Guestbook, sorry to have stayed away so
long. Have been a bit busy talking gobbledegook to oldies and playing
in the chatroom. Oops, didnt mean to say that. Back now though, hoorah! |
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| Name :
Stephen |
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| Suggestion
for Random Text Generator : Veluqual. |
| Guestbook
Entry : Was that last entry rooed? Is it possible to
talk about the outback without beeing rooood? ... Damn. Forgot
apostrophising doesnt work. |
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| Name :
Bogus Dermot Based Society of Organisations |
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| Guestbook
Entry : How about a new guess how many live wild
kangaroos Natalie has seen in the bush feature? |
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| Name :
Bogus Dermot Based Society of Organisations |
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| Suggestion
for Random Text Generator : (Keep going on the oil ...) |
| Guestbook
Entry : Jim - now you can update your website from work
- why dont you change it a bit so sad geekos like me have some
excitement in their lives!! |
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| Name :
Ros Randwick |
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| Guestbook
Entry : Ok if my weekend long hangover soon to be
featured in ITVs hangovers from hell had worn off, i could also have
e-mailed |
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| Name :
Ros Randwick |
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| Guestbook
Entry : Hello Natalie will e-mail soon when the novelty
of Stuarts new flash computer wears off |
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| Name :
Guestbook |
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| Suggestion
for Random Text Generator : Dont forget the Guestbook! |
| Guestbook
Entry : Ill just sit here and twiddle my thumbs then.
(Well I would if I had thumbs). |
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| Suggestion
for Random Text Generator : tewasdrhgase |
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| Name :
Your Old Friend the Bogus Internet Based Organisation |
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| Guestbook
Entry : I hope that now Noo is in the Bush, you are
going to spend ALL your spare time making trivial but fun modifications
to the website Jim! |
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| Name :
Sociery of Good Ideas |
| E-mail :
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| Suggestion
for Random Text Generator : Dear Random Text Generator,
I suggest you try rubbing oil in 3 times a day - olive oil is best. Its
not the approved method but Ive seen it work well in similar cases to
yours. Good luck! SOGI |
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| Name :
Caring Internet Based Organisation for Guestbooks |
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| Guestbook
Entry : Hello guestbook. Hope you are not getting lonely
now the new chatroom has stolen most of your custom. |
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| Name :
Internet Based Campaign to Bring Back the Eyeometer |
| E-mail :
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| Suggestion
for Random Text Generator : BRING BACK THE EYEOMETER |
| Guestbook
Entry : Bring it back! |
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| Name :
Mum |
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| Guestbook
Entry : How did you celebrate St Georges Day today? Were
you thinking about little old England? |
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| Name :
Mum |
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| Guestbook
Entry : Theres a colony of Glow Worms in Damery (and
nothing rhymes with Damery except somthing medical) |
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| Name :
Society for People Interested in Finding out about Wireless
Networking |
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| Suggestion
for Random Text Generator : Schnauzers Rule OK |
| Guestbook
Entry : Thank you for the information! |
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| Name :
Bogus Internet Based Organisation |
| E-mail :
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| Suggestion
for Random Text Generator : My other website has got
clouds too! |
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| Name :
Stephen |
| E-mail :
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| Suggestion
for Random Text Generator : Apostrification |
| Guestbook
Entry : And Apostrophes dont work (bugger). |
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| Name :
Outraged |
| E-mail :
Tunbridge Wells |
| Suggestion
for Random Text Generator : Disenfranchise |
| Guestbook
Entry : Out rage ouse. I cheque this sight almost every
35 seconds. And I didnt get no speshul menshun in nalaties blog. Im so
upset. boo. Hoo. |
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| Name :
Suzy |
| E-mail :
susanna.forrest@theeroticreview.co.uk |
| Suggestion
for Random Text Generator : sachertorte |
| Guestbook
Entry : its sunny here! no different to Australia
really. come back! |
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| Name :
Bogus Internet Based Organisation |
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| Guestbook
Entry : How come Ruthy Roos the only one who gets to
have a favourite Beatles song? |
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| Name :
Ruth |
| Location :
Your flat |
| E-mail :
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| Suggestion
for Random Text Generator : |
| Favourite
Beatles song : |
| Guestbook
Entry : Problem with the guestbook at the moment is that
it doesnt make any sense and you have to go back 20 entries to make it
understandable... |
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| Name :
Royal Society for the Promotion of Cruelty to Guestbooks |
| Location :
Running away |
| E-mail :
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| Comment :
mmmmm... Diet coke was very nice - Thank you. |
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| Name :
Forum for Regulators of Royal Societies for Prevention of
Cruelty to Things (Internet Division) |
| Location :
Under the armchair to the left of the pouffe just behind the
empty diet coke can |
| E-mail :
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| Comment :
And we are watching YOU ... |
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| Name :
Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Guestbooks |
| Location :
Secret hiding place beind the sofa. |
| E-mail :
theEnforcer@rspcg.org |
| Comment :
Im watching you... |
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| Name :
Organisation for People Giving Advice to People Going to the
Bush (Internet Division) |
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| Comment :
Always carry a stick. |
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| Name :
Society for Frustrated Poets II |
| Location :
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| Comment :
The trouble with writing poems with rhymes, Is it forces the
words at the end of the lines. And therefore you find youre writing
gibberish. Oh look, blue smurf eating Malaysian fish! |
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| Name :
Society for Frustrated Poets II |
| Location :
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| Comment :
Dermot the dog has studied the art, of generating an
incredible fart. And when he does it causes ruction. Dermots weapon of
mass destruction! |
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| Name :
Society for Frustrated Poets |
| Location :
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| Comment :
Natalie is upsidedown. It is enough to make you frown. Not
seeing her for months on end. When will she be back in dear England? |
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| Name :
Society for Frustrated Poets II |
| Location :
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| E-mail :
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| Comment :
I do like broadband its so whizzy. It pops out the data just
like its fizzy. |
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| Name :
Society for Frustrated Poets II |
| Location :
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| E-mail :
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| Comment :
Hammer fixings are fantastic. Whod have thought a piece of
plastic...Could hold a piece of wood. So good! |
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| Name :
Society for Frustrated Poets |
| Location :
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| Comment :
Natalies been on another trip - this time in a car. Up
Tambourine Mountain - looking out very far. Shes driven around and
around and been to shops that are showy. But the best bit by far was
seeing the worms that were glowy! |
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| Name :
Matt Hall |
| Location :
Peterborough |
| E-mail :
drmatthall@hotmail.com |
| Comment :
Look! See! I used my real name! |
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| Name :
Society for Frustrated Poets |
| Location :
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| E-mail :
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| Comment :
Natalie has been to Sydney and it has made her rhyme. You
really get the impression that she had a very good time. Could it have
been the opera house or the harbour shining blue? No, I think it was
because she went to visit the zoo! |
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| Name :
Doug Isles |
| Location :
Sydney |
| E-mail :
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| Comment :
Having not seen Jim in a long, long, long time, it was a
pleasure to spend Monday night in the company of him & Natalie. In
a restaurant that spins. Explains why my head was spinning on Tuesday
morning!! |
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| Name :
Jim Moriarty |
| Location :
Australia |
| E-mail :
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| Comment :
Im trying to make myself look popular by increasing the
number of entries in my guestbook. See? |
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| Name :
Chris Evans |
| Location :
London |
| E-mail :
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| Comment :
Who are these crazy people? I love them. I want them on my
show soon, dammit! And hes even ginger! |
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| Name :
Bogus again |
| Location :
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| E-mail :
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| Comment :
That was a cheque for a large amount of money - your
annoying visitors book just deleted it at random - grrrr! |
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| Name :
Bogus Internet Based Organisation (Patron: The Queen) |
| Location :
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| E-mail :
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| Comment :
Well done - you have won a prize for updating your tanometer
feature. Please send your name and address and a cheque for (to cover
postage and packing) to PO Box 4765939, Huddersfield, UK. |
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| Name :
A Small Fish |
| Location :
The Antarctic |
| E-mail :
small@fry.com |
| Comment :
Cripes! Scarey Penguins! Run Away! |
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| Name :
Ted |
| Location :
blighty |
| E-mail :
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| Comment :
heavens |
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| Name :
Philippe Philopp |
| Location :
Tunbridge Wells (Dont You know) |
| E-mail :
philveysey@yahoo.co.uk |
| Comment :
Gday dude! Happy-flippin-birthday! Hope you is having a cool
time. Love Phil |
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| Name :
Mum |
| Location :
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| E-mail :
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| Comment :
Missing you on your birthday |
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| Name :
The Queen and All Her Subjects |
| Location :
Buckingham Palace, Great Britain and The Colonies |
| E-mail :
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| Comment :
HRH Elizabeth II and all her subjects and corgis are
overjoyed on the occasion of the birthday of Dr Natalie Whitton, and
would like to wish her many happy celebrations and returns of the day. |
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| Name :
Sally-Anne |
| Location :
Devon |
| E-mail :
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| Comment :
I can just about email, but a posh websit all of your own,
well just way too tecno for little ol me! |
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| Name :
The Queen |
| Location :
Buckingham Palace |
| E-mail :
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| Comment :
You cant stop me - I still own Australia too you know! |
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| Name :
Society for People Who Spend Too Long on the Internet |
| Location :
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| E-mail :
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| Comment :
Looking forward to the new and radical overhaul of the
website ... |
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| Name :
The Scary Yellow-eyed monster |
| Location :
Surfers Paradise beach |
| E-mail :
ScaryMonster@BeachBums.com |
| Comment :
And I thought _I_ had scarey evil eyes. RUN AWAY!!! |
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| Name :
Guestbook Monitor |
| Location :
Page 14 |
| E-mail :
mrmonitor@page14.com |
| Comment :
Hello-ello-ello-lo-lo-lo-lo-o-o-o Any body out
there-ere-ere-re-re |
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